What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty. Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits. Why does a ghost go crazy on Black Friday? He’s a bargain haunter.

Why don't vampires eat cows? They don't like stakes. Did you hear about the witch who went to the doctor? She had a fainting spell. What did one skeleton say to the other? I've got a bone to pick with ...

From vampire jokes to witch jokes and ghost jokes, we've rounded up some of our favourite clean, corny and clever Halloween jokes that are sure to get a chuckle (or maybe a groan) out of everyone this ...

It's spooky season! If you like laughs and holidays, you're going to love this collection of Halloween jokes. In fact, these short one-liners, Halloween puns and knock-knocks will inspire so much ...

Halloween is a time for tricks and treats, and that includes a few laughs. Whether you want to include a witty caption for your gourd-geous Instagram photo or have a few jokes up your sleeve for trick ...

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